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If you have similar tastes here to myself (please see my favourites!) and if you want to swap thoughts with me about our shared viewing interests, please feel free to message me here, no matter where you are in the world, no matter whether you're a woman, a man or a couple.

However, if your own profile is either hidden or says nothing really meaningful and/or if you've no favourite videos set to be showing, please don't waste your time (and mine!) inviting me to chat etc. I'm not interested in any "blind dates", thank you - nor any other kind of date for that matter!

In fact I'm a very happily married woman and I'm not looking for any kind of partner here. Nor am I here to indulge in any kind of "fantasy" or "role-play" with anybody, sexual or otherwise. Also most of the "theatrical", "staged" porn here is of no interest to me whatsoever, neither to watch nor to discuss with those people that do enjoy it. Videos showing genuine sexuality is all I'm interested in watching here, not fake "scenarios" like most "porn" consists of. Similarly with any chat I might indulge in here - I'm not interested in porn or discussing it, I'm only interested in videos and pictures featuring genuine sexuality - NOT porn! The two are worlds apart!

Similarly, I don't cam, I don't "flirt", I don't "cyber" (whatever that is!), I don't meet with anybody, I only chat here at Hamster, and I'm also not the least bit interested in "collecting" friends here just for the sake of it. So please don't invite me if you are one of those "serial friend-collectors" that seem to haunt this place - and especially don't invite me if we haven't ever chatted with each other before! (I also don't accept invites just to be able to see your favourites - if you want to keep them secret, that's fine by me, but don't expect me to be interested in chatting with you!)

Finally, guys, please don't just show me a picture of your cock (or somebody else's!) and then simply expect me to be so impressed that I can't resist wanting to chat with you or be your friend! I'm not that desperate and, let's face it, a disembodied cock isn't really something that's going to impress anybody with their brain plugged in, is it? Certainly no woman of any age, least of all an "old bird" of my particular vintage and good fortune - believe me!