Aaaaah Speedos! Bring em back! These days go to any public pool and the guys are all wearing baggy shorts to their knees! Even on TV the Olympic and National swimming comp guys wear a hideous all-over body condom - I blame Ian Thorpe!!! To get an eyeful of budgie-smugglers you gotta either go to an amateur swim meet (and they don't like it if you decide to join in the fun and leap in the pool with the competitors - so that's no fun), or watch Tom Daley and his buddies diving from very high planks! Or you can go to any beach on the Med - but then all the guys wearing Speedos are Russian ex-Spetznaz types who aint very twinky at all! And Peter Stringfellow - who is 74 yuk!