Sertai saya untuk kencing semasa saya masuk dari luar dan mengambil kopi dan beberapa samun dalam perjalanan ke loo

Hey, how's it going? You can have a weird tour of my flat, but I really need a wee.

I've just been in the garden, doing stuff in the garden, and now I'm not in the garden, I'm inside.

And I've just made a coffee, and when this coffee gets jaffa cake, because I've just realised it is twenty past five

and I've not eaten anything today.

So, sorry, I shouldn't speak with my mouth full, unless I guess it's, yes, unless I guess there's a dick in it